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Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
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Which means that my blog no longer comes up in search results. Essentially, if you’re not already following me, my posts will not appear on Tumblr. I suggest that all artists both SFW and NSFW search their blog names using the search bar. If nothing
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
mintyfreshkid2: amcbreakingsad: keiynanlonsdaleismybf: breastforce: breastforce: so sausage party’s orgy scene is up on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pkLaj9a-rw if anybody wants to see into the very depths of hell wow that was. Worse
Y’all are fucking desperate on this site to make me hate horses aren’t you? the fuckers have finger legs and die from eating and newborn foals have fucked up hooves that are super trypophobia or whatever it is!! WHAT THE SHIT
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
sansaofhousestark: australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership because that’s the logical fucking thing
sadisticxxpanda: plasmazero: i see some real fucked up shit on this site.. same lol
kohwala: sansaofhousestark: australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership because that’s the logical fucking
i had to fire someone today, and real shit, I gotta start doing this shit more often. i feel like a giant among men right now.
guayabaprince: witchcrab: waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit Nothing in canon contradicts this so
fisto: straight up the worst part about the hanji zoe being non-binary or not debate is that people constantly shit on nb people for hey, maybe defending the fact that hanji could be nb, and are very attached to the idea of them being so like, insisting
rudydontstop: angelwormwood: angelwormwood:i’m pretty skeptical about astrology as a whole but every time my life has felt especially chaotic and unhinged i’ve looked up a lunar chart and sure enough there’s always some fucked up shit going on
bulletbakas: Up Next on Hoarders: Some Guy’s Steam Library
luiskingking replied to your post: weroni93 said:What about episode … Rebecca Sugar has some shit to own up to for fucking up the fanbase this bad over pie I think the pie thing is Paul Villeco’s fault because he’s the one who wrote
tarynel: bblackgoldd: anti-keiara: alexbelvocal: thecherrywinehouse: nolifejustanime: universecity88: made her spend her college funds People are fucked up Shit Wow Niggas truly aren’t shit. I wouldn’t fucking killed him someone on twitter
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
strikerhercules: coulson’s 1000000% done with Asgardians fucking up shit on earth
seki8anki: what if u stepped on an anthill and suddenly the snk theme started playing and tiny ants started swinging around on little ropes n shit with swords would that be fucked up or what
:“that stuff really turns you on?” look. i don’t know why my pussy gets wet over fucked up shit. you got a problem, take it up with her. i just work here.
samjoonyuh: theblacksophisticate: thecelestialchild: livesoundgirl: Please Wake Up. Omg. Oh, my god. My heart…shit. Has this been confirmed?! What the fuck!? Is this on the news?! Are folks talking about this?!?!?! Confirmed [X]
I’m so mad so many of yall done clicked on that enterprise suite shit
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
wwwbeautifullensecom: farhanist: israelfacts: This Week In History: 12-year-old Palestinian boy Muhammad al-Durrah is shot to death in his father’s arms by Israeli troops On September 30, 2000, the second day of the second intifada, the father and
succotashes: I’m bouta throw my phone this ain’t even the right album cover Mine doing that same shit, lil Wayne face is on Ghostface songs and shit
scrotesmagotes: I was afraid to scroll further…you see some fucked up shit on tumblr.
the-bass-bot: somethin i scribbled in my sketchbook. my scanner kinda fucked up the already fucked up shading on it though. i want to try to color it but idk if i can get my tablet to behave… …whatever…i drew shit again…
Nearly -30 outside. Couldn’t idle car to warm it up because we’re almost out of gas. Hands cold on steering wheel. fuck this shit
vmvzxn: Bruhhhhh That’s some fucked up shit! A man six the right thing and now people want to shit on him.
Yo I can’t stand it when people confess to doing harmful, problematic shit on tumblr and when they get called out they’re like “ughhh black tumblr is about to drag me/y'all are doing too much/lol it’s not that serious”
gjume: the thing about draggering someone for their looks is that youre shitting on everyone else with those features like “cant believe youd say some fucked up shit like that. youre ugly and have a big ass chin” and i could be sitting here like
I honestly can’t tell anymore if I’m now noticing all the fucked up shit going on in the world or if there’s just more shit going on but either way I feel like the world is actually fucking ending.
redtailed-prince: pondorasbox: lenomcakes: Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity
journeytogirly: geekscoutcookies: iridessence: Saw some fucked up shit on amber riley’s Instagram. Jesus. Whoa dere.
ugh so i just went downstairs in the dark so i could get more beverage for my vodka and theres fucking HAIR OIL on the ground and i almost ate shit and got ginger ale in my hair. what the fuck!?!?!?!?
daniel-shagman: Walk up in the club like what up I’m doped up on epinephrine and ready to fuck up shit
lightsaroundyourvanity: Two years after Dean awkwardly fumbles through kissing Robin he is scamming on girls he really likes and deflecting potential intimacy with bravado in “After School Special” and that is actually totally heartbreaking because
zizino: I’m on my worst behavior. Don’t you ever get it fucked up
jaqc13: jiinsy: obscuredrapture: justanotherstonyfan: joyceanfartboner:profsycamore:Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust
nerdy-knitter: So here’s how they look after the first session!! The redness around Ruby is just irritation, there’s no ink there. They’re going to need one more session, the words aren’t quite done yet and he’s going to cover up the tattoo
HELP I WAS FOLLOWING A TUTORIAL TO MAKE BOOT COVERS THAT I SAW ON MY DASHBOARD BUT THEN I LOST THE TAB WHERE IT WAS OPEN AND NOW I DONT REMEMBER HOW TO FINISH THIS SHIT AND MY LEG IS STUCK IN THIS MESS OF PLASTIC WRAP AND SILVER TAPE AND PAPER AND IDK
what the fuck the layout in my first page is fucked up is this part of tumblr’s prank too? come on staff explain this shit
ladys-a-tramp: alright I’ve seen some fucked up shit on here, people, but this is too far 😦🍪🍪